Projects, projects, projects. Spring 2011

It's only fair to share...

I wanted to share a couple of cute photos from some of my recent projects: BUT first read this, “Guys, I’m  sick of this. I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea.”

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS…

I’m still trying to wrap my head around a sponge that talks, lives in a pineapple at the bottom of the ocean, hangs out with some pink blob-like thing, and eats burgers. If you know what the blob-like pink this is, please message me. Sort of jealous I didn’t grow up with this, although they did miss out on: *He-man (He’s overly masculine, but he’s metro. I’m so confused. Seriously, google an image of him.) *Care Bears *David the Gnome (I owned the books. Soo believed they were real.) * Transformers (The movies pale in comparison, if you ask me.) *Thundercats * Garbage Pail Kids *Smurfs *Alf (Sort of like Spongebob, didn’t comprehend what he was but def entertaining) *GI Joe (And knowing is half the battle) *Mr. Belvedere (I want a buttler so baaaaadly) *Gummy Bears (Talking bears that drink some sort liquid narcotic that makes them bounce off the walls. Literally.) *All things Jim Henson (Especially Fraggle rock and the Labyrinth. David Boey was so creepy.) Boom, roasted.

Either way, I sort of want this aquarium.

 

 I would make mine larger and buy those little baby sharks. Feed them little cheeseburgers.

I also made these for a special birthday boy.

Technique from 1 Fine Cookie. Original cake pop idea courtesy of Bakerella.com

 If you are Scandanavian (Norwegian, to be specific) then you must have viking cake pops on your special day.

I filled these little Norse brutes with brownie.

Added to the shop for you viewing pleasure/drooling/ordering convenience. Now excuse me while I pillage the pantry for my next recipe post.

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